Hi everyone, J. D. Hansel here. Today I’m publishing an article by a fellow named Edward Storkley. I don’t know him very well, but he really, really wanted me to share this post of his, and I liked his idea for an article that simply ranks the Muppet movies. With all this confusion, anger, and […]
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Three Thoughts on Kermit
UPDATE: It has been reported by trustworthy sources that Steve Whitmire’s website is, in fact, Steve Whitmire’s. However, I have not changed the body of this piece because I would like it to be preserved as written and I believe its points are all still valid. It should also be acknowledged that, among the other fansites […]
From the Archives: Storytelling in the Darwinian Tournament
In February of this year, I put together an essay on the mechanics of tournaments like the Muppet Madness Tournament, analyzing the project that Steve and I were seriously engrossed in at the time from a theoretical perspective. What follows is a copy of this essay, with nothing more than a few minor edits (fixing […]
Why You Should Be Super Excited About Turkey Hollow
Yes, I know you’re busy being excited about how the Muppets are back on TV with a new series. Yes, I know you’re also busy being excited about the opening of the new Worlds of Puppetry Museum. (You may also be busy being agitated with my grammatically improper referral to the reader as “you,” but […]
Puppet Dream Cast – Harry Potter
It’s time once again for a Puppet Dream Cast! In our first article in this series, we figured out which puppet characters would be best for the characters in Winnie the Pooh, and now we’re doing it with another popular children’s franchise, Harry Potter. Because there are too many characters in the series to cast […]
The 5 Best Muppet Stretches
Are you ready for a workout? Not until you’ve done your stretches! If you don’t stretch before working out, you could twist your armwire or lose your legs! So, here are the best stretches you should do before every workout, as depicted by Muppets. 1. The Kermit Flail The goal with this stretch is to throw […]